Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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