Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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