8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He better not be in your backpack
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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