pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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