Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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