on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
