I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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