one might say we're banned from that church
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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