the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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