My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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