Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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