Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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