Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
You peed on a flamingo?!?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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