Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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