great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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