did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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