Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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