in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Even my vagina gasped.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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