It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Terrible idea I love it
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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