If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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