Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
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