You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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