I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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