super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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