I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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