Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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