sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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