when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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