I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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