No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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