My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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