There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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