My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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