Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
