franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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