My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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