He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
