You smell like stripper and shame
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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