okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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