When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You're a disaster
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