Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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