I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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