I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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