well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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