He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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