I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
