I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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