I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Randomize
