Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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