i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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