i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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