4 words: hood of his car
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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